Gimme a bad boy.
Hi its Sakura here, why am I here? Who the hell knows, probably because I’m batshit insane or so I’ve been told. Although I have to say I’m certainly not crazy all the time, in fact there are fleeting moments where I’m quite sane.
Its during these moments of mental clarity that my poor manic brain takes a break from the kinds of shows that feed my feverish insanity. The fluffy shoujo stories, power crazy shounen tales or hawt sexy mecha action lose their luster and a pleasant calmness overcomes my mind.
Because when I’m sane I mostly like to take a trip to the dark side and visit with the kind of guy that makes my inner fan girl squeal with happiness. You know the kind of guy that has men tearing their hair out in frustration because they can’t figure out why women find them attractive. Of course I’m not talking just about looks here but attitude, yes I’m talking about the type of guy all you good guys hate, the bad boy!
The darker they are the sexier they get, I quickly fell in love the deliciously sinful Alucard of Hellsing. I have to say the pretty boy vampires of Vampire Knight pale in comparison (no pun intended) next to a vampire of his stature. He is neither emo nor angst ridden, Alucard just takes pure unadulterated pleasure in doing what he does best, killing. Fuck Twilight that vampire is about as sexy as Chouji from Naruto in underpants. If a vampire is going to bite me, then Alucard is the vampire I want sucking my blood, at least that way I’d go out with a bang as he sunk those sexy fangs into my neck.
I would get my fangirl license revoked if I brought up Naruto without mentioning the Uchiha brothers. They absolutely epitomize the kind of guy that makes good guys want to punch something just because of the level of unfairness involved.
Sasuke is an emotionally constipated bastard, if he does have feelings, someone shoved them so far up his ass its doubtful they’ll ever see sunlight again and Itachi is just as bad. Despite this, women find them inexplicably sexy as all hell, we’ll overlook the fact that Sasuke is a complete and utter wanker most of the time and that Itachi would probably rather touch up his nail polish than so much as look at a girl.
Jin from Samurai Champloo, Sebastian from Kuroshitsuji, Sesshoumaru from InuYasha, are just others I can name that fit the same mold. Cold, aloof, arrogant and yet we girls find them so damn alluring.
Because just like you guys, we can be shallow too, and we’ll forgive them for being bad boys, because they are sexy, intelligent and talented. The demon bad boys also have that little something extra, because who doesn’t want a taste of the forbidden.
We don’t want safe, Kyoshiro is pretty, but those red eyes of Demon Eyes Kyo promise you a wild time you won’t forget, he won’t make love to you. However, he’ll fuck you so hard; you’ll still be coming down from that orgasmic high when you roll over to find him gone the next morning. What fangirl doesn’t want that?
I always figured it was because good guys will always be there so they get taken for granted…
…But obviously I was wrong.