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A mysterious entity that landed on the shores of Oi, Hayaku! one day, the being - Code Name BOB - was taken in and repaired with implants created from soda cans, a discarded bookshelf, some tires and a pillow. It was the pinnacle of technology, and the being was reborn as MAGGEH, the one-tenth-of-a-million penny man. In debt to the OH! Overload, better known as Riex, Maggeh now works to destroy the world... with Free+Write posts that are to DIE for. Literally.
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The March of the DVDs in the Week Before ChristmasPosted in FreeWrite on Dec. 19, 2008 | 14 Comments
Tags: Anime DVDs, Buncha Rhymes (Made-Up Rapper), Busta Rhymes (Real Rapper), Canadian Clerk, Christmas Carol, Code Geass, DVDs Will Kill, I Want My Persona 4, Maggeh, Sir William Temple, Your Father Hates You, Your Mother Hates You Too
A battle waged between those of the Middle Ages,
A question that cannot be answered, even by the sages.
Is it the old ones that we must revere?
Or will the young ones win this year?
Simple is BestPosted in FreeWrite on Dec. 5, 2008 | 11 Comments
Tags: Accountants and You, Code Geass, Forbidden Kingdom, Haruhi the Ouran, Haruhi the Suzumiya, Jackie Chan, Jackie Chan Again, Jackie Chan Once More, Maggeh, Not-Really-Spoilers, SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE, Wonton Lo-Mein, Yo Momma
Warning: The following post contains spoilers that aren’t really new anymore, so if you really don’t know the stuff in here, then you haven’t been keeping up with stuff. I mean, I’m out of the loop, and if you don’t know stuff that even I know, then you must be REALLY out of the loop.
Hayaku, ShOH!pping Channel! Nice Hat Discusstations!Posted in FreeWrite, Team on Nov. 21, 2008 | 4 Comments
Tags: Ancient Egyptian Artifact, Bleach, Code Geass, Discusstations, French Bastard, Gankutsuou, Irrelevant Hats, Irrelevant Tags, Loli, Maggeh, Mask of Zero, Moe, NICE HAT, Piece of Cloth, Pop Tarts, Pope What's-His-Name, ShizNat, Soul Eater, Too Many FUCKING Tags, Your Father Hates You, Your Mother Hates You Too, Zettai Ryouiki
It’s true what they say. Clothes do make the man. Except in this case, it’s not really clothes but hats. Hats are like the foundation of society, because without hats, you’d die. Then again, even with hats, you’ll die, so maybe dying is in.
Let’s Study English With Code Geass!Posted in FreeWrite on Nov. 10, 2008 | 23 Comments
Tags: Code Geass, Engrish, Graphical Design, OH GEASS NO, Vocabulary
Destroying the barriers of language the prevents humanity from being able to connect to one another, Oi, Hayaku! brings a ready-made program that will have you speaking English as if you were born in America! Or that other English-speaking country. You know the one. ALL HAIL BRITANNIA!
Insert Food-Based Pun ->Here<-Posted in FreeWrite on Oct. 27, 2008 | 11 Comments
Tags: Food, Maggeh, Majin Tantei Nougami Neuro, Massive FAIL, One Piece, Partially Analytical Crap
They say that you are what you eat. If that is the case, do you need to eat a person in order to be a human? But if that act makes you a cannibal, then are you not, in essence, a monster? So, in order to be what you are, you need to eat a monster. But you are not a monster. You are a human. Long story short - don’t think about eating.
WARNING! WARNING! LEVEL 10 EMERGENCY ALERT!Posted in FreeWrite on Oct. 13, 2008 | 11 Comments
Tags: Introductions
A word of advice. Never listen to those wise old bastards. They just want to scam you out of your money. Seriously, do you really think that you can make it as a Hero of Justice? Screw that shit, life is more enjoyable when it’s pathetic.
